Smash Smash Revelation

“Before we do this, are you absolutely certain?” Jing Joke asked as he stroked his mandibles.
“Maybe we should do some more recon. You can’t have enough recon. There might be something about this Ee-ar-th we’ve missed.”
“We have plenty of recon. What we need is some good old-fashioned smash smash. If you’re not up to the task, I can always find someone else.”
Jing Joke sat up straighter in his command seat. “No, no, that won’t be necessary. You know I’m the best at smash smash. I’ve just seen some things, that’s all. I thought you might want to look into them before we take further action.”
“I’m sorry, am I not good enough for you? Maybe you should lead?”
“Of course not. Being good at smash smash hardly qualifies me. No, I think I’m serving right where I should be. It’s just…”
“THEN LEAVE THE DECISION TO ME AND START SMASH SMASHING!”
“Yes, sir, I’ll start immediately. It’s too bad, though. You would have loved to see what I found.” Jing Joke pulled a lever, and his command seat slowly slid toward the back of the spaceship. When he was a few feet away, he stopped, smiled, and counted to three in his mind.
“Wait! I’m the leader. I need to gather all the information I can. Show me.”
Jing Joke’s chair buzzed as he glided back to where he’d been sitting.
“Are you sure? It seemed like you wanted me to begin smash smashing.”
“How many times must I remind you I’m the leader. Now show me.”
“Very well, my apologies. Please direct your attention to the front screen.”
Jing Joke pressed a button on his chair, and the huge window in front of them flashed on, revealing an image of one of the creatures of Ee-ar-th.
“An Ea-ar-thling? What about it?”
“This is a transmission I discovered from their planet.”
“What do you mean transmission? I thought we determined that there were no higher life forms here!”
“That’s what I wanted to show you. The most recent scan was over three million years ago. The data is old.”
“Not a problem. We have smash smashed other beings much more formidable than them. Have we not?”
“Yes, but watch this transmission.” Jing Joke pressed another button, and the image of the Ee-ar-thling began to move.
“Welcome back, guys!” The being said. “Today, I’m going to show you what to do when your house gets infested! Before we get started, don’t forget to subscribe! It’s what keeps the channel alive!”
The video continued as the Ee-ar-thling entered a strange building. As he moved around the rooms, he moved furniture to show hundreds of small brown creatures with hard exoskeletons. Jing Joke paused the video.
“By now, you must see why I brought this up.”
“This is outrageous! How did our kind get on this planet!”
“It gets worse.” Jing Joke pressed play again.
For the next five minutes, the video showed the Ee-ar-thling moving from room to room, slaughtering the small creatures. He smashed them under his boots, used chemicals to choke them to death, and even used a device to spray fire across their bodies.
“And that should just about do her!” The Ee-ar-thling said. “Thanks for watching another Big Bob’s pest control. Tune in next time, and I’ll show you my super-effective foam method!”
The video blinked off, and the command room was silent.
“Shall we still commence with smash smash?” Jing Joke asked.
“Jing Joke, inform the fleet. If we try to attack, we’ll be wiped out.”
“Of course, and shall we commence searching for an alternate planet?”
“I’ll decide if we should find another planet. Now, do what you’re told!”
“Yes, right away.” Jing Joke pressed another button, and his seat glided outside the command room. As the door shut behind him, he could hear the leader speaking to himself.
“Ah, perfect, I like red planets. We’ll do that one instead.”